Patna, (Bihar Times): Everyone's life is strewn with incidents wherein they have a chance to become bigger than themselves, to be nobler and kinder and happier. Some people don’t recognize these opportunities but they return again and again – so you still have time to open your eyes. However some people go in the opposite direction – they take the chance that life gives them and they abuse it and strangle it till the little luck they have squeezes itself out the window and runs for its life. They then intellectualise their decisions and blame the loss on someone else.

Take for example someone who has the good fortune to be born finally into a vegetarian household. Why they would lapse into a carnivorous diet and pick up  disease,  obesity, bad odour, and bad karma is beyond me. But people do. Every now and then, I see people from proud vegetarian families eating meat.  When confronted, they do look terribly sheepish and come up with such weird excuses that I thought I would list them for you. These are a selection of the reasons spouted by ex-vegetarians for breaking the faith.

" I belong to the privileged Brahmin class. I need to do something to show my solidarity with the downtrodden Dalits and my antagonism to my own class. So I will eat what they eat – meat. " ( So why not live in the same place and manner they do? Or even better, invite them to share in your own privileges? But that would be asking too much of our fashionable leftist!)

"  We don’t want to look old fashioned. We need to keep up with the times. It’s far more sophisticated to eat shrimp and steak than vegetables and dal. (Even if the rest of the world is going the other way?)
" My college friends say I am a nuisance at picnics and  shouldn't  be such a fanatic. " ( So you should suffer cold ecoli-ridden chicken sandwiches just to go along with the gang. Giving up your beliefs to suit others’ convenience is pathetic. If they don’t value you, change your friends, not your food.)

" Eating meat makes me seem more normal and fit in" ( The same argument is given by smokers and drinkers. Being like everybody else is just so boring.)

" It makes it easier to choose because I can eat anything on the menu." (So its not food you want, it’s choice ?? )
" My parents think it is important for me to eat meat until I am old enough to make my own choice. So I will try again when I get a job" ( So until you’re employed, you have no right to choose your books , movies , clothes,  the friends you make  or anything else? If that’s not so, why just the food you eat?)

" I can't get protein any other way and I need to put on weight" (Soyabean and dal are the highest sources of protein. All the world’s biggest and most powerful animals, elephants, rhinos, giraffes, bulls and horses are vegetarian) 
" Poor people grow goats and if we stop eating them they will be deprived of their livelihood" ( So you’re actually eating meat as a social service? Give up your car and ride in a tanga to support the poor tangawallahs, and wear handspun material to support the poor weavers and eat in earthenware to support the poor potters).

" Food is a personal choice. I retain my individuality within the family by choosing what I eat."( How about choosing not to wear clothes ? Or speaking in a different language? Or sleeping during the day instead of the night? Or working as a coolie – or would that be too way out ?)

" One should have a balanced diet. Otherwise even the brain gets very onesided" (Great then include drugs, alcohol, tobacco,  insects, mud, worms and human flesh—that’s proper balance )

 " I eat the most conscientiously raised meat I can find; and I don't eat much of it. I'd be vegetarian if I lived in the West where they have those terrible factory farms.  In India, humans and animals live together more naturally.

( So you check out where every restaurant you eat at procures its meat from ? And you’ve visited poultries where chickens are grown in cages and injected antibiotics and hormones. And you’ve never seen trucks overloaded with animals dead or dying from overcrowding or market chicken shops.

“Its traditional,mainstream and if everybody eats it, it can’t be bad”( And you also approve of dowry, corruption and casteism  because they’re traditional , mainstream and since everybody practices them, they can’t be bad, right?)   
" My boss eats meat". ( If the only value you provide at work is flattering your boss, you need to brush up your job skills.) 

"My wife/husband eats meat and I can't cook separately because it’s too exhausting." (   Why not just lump everything together -- soup, main course, dessert  because it’s too exhausting to make them separately?  And why not  share clothes to reduce washing and ironing. Put the whole family in one room to reduce cleaning area. All the more reason to cook vegetarian  because it’s what both people can eat. Should your partner want meat, let him/her go hunt for it.)
 "I was vegetarian when I was young but I'm not that young, bleeding heart activist anymore. One has to be practical" ( So the only time to be concerned about anything is when you are young and powerless . As soon as you are in a position to make a difference, you must not.  And given that meat is bad for health, economy and environment , what makes it a practical choice? 

" I need to be free of all my parents' rules and do what I want on my terms." ( So then presumably you are no longer brushing your teeth since that is what they taught you to do. Or using cutlery , or reading or even thinking ? )   
" I eat meat when someone offers it to me.  I don't want to impose my upper middle-class / caste / political views on other people." (So then you would go anywhere you were taken ,  watch anything you were shown , read anything you were given. That’s just what this world needs – mindless robots).

" It's more important for me to be someone that is respectful and considerate rather than concentrate on dietary preferences" ( And killing animals and destroying the environment is the way to demonstrate respect and consideration? ) 

" I travel a lot. We must show respect to other people's cultures by eating what they eat. I don't want to appear uncultured" ( So no doubt you wear a kilt in Scotland , a kimono in Japan and a burqua in Dubai. You also learn the native language of every place you visit and adopt the local religion. A true world citizen. )

"I don't want to put others down by seeming to be superior and challenging them all the time." ( Waiting for the meek to inherit? So naturally you must be opting to come last in class, last in sports and  right at the bottom of the office heap?  You would never accept a promotion or a raise because it might put others down, right? )

“The papers say that vegetarians will have strokes if they don’t get Vitamin 12 which is in meat ( there’s much more in soya bean but you don’t want to know )
Do you recognise yourself ?

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